Significantly less than 30% of Albertans want anything to do with this traitorous bullshit. Don't lump us all in with the dickheads in charge. They'll have a hell of a fight on their hands if they actually try and go through with this.

But Minnesota can come though, they're cool.

Why don't we just do a people swap?

No, Alberta is in Canada, and will remain that way, or I will be dead.

It could be considered fair if it were done in a specific order:

All USA military recede from Minnesota

Canada enters

Canadian Military recedes from Alberta

USA enters

Done any other way is just asking for the USA to start an invasion with little to no resistance.

Can we have Montana too? It would be hilarious if Alberta ends up surrounded by Canada anyway.