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[–] 31 points 9 months ago

Whomever takes the time to make these, you have my undying gratitude.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

    Keiko O’Brien is going to be the first human to kill a Klingon with their bare hands.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (14 children)

    Another question: Why do they still do natural childbirth when they have transporters?

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Because the transporter is a nightmare fuel generator even when they are not using it to split two living beings that are literally bound by flesh, and even biologically synchronized to a high degree?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    And yet, somehow, people willingly step into it all the time!

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (4 children)

    Because you should at least get a chance to be born before being replaced by a procession of short-lived transporter clones.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    What makes you think that would... ever... be a thing?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Didn't they do a teleporter birth on Voyager and it caused the kid's cell membranes to dissolve?

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    In one version of the ship. This was after they'd split in two by going slightly out of phase, but shared the same antimatter. The other Naomi Wildman survived the transport and was taken to the less doomed Voyager by the remaining Harry Kim. You know, the one that didn't get spaced from a ruptured hull.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Ask the (American) doctor: "So if it's not delivered in 30 minutes or less, it's free right?"

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    I fucking love this so fucking much!

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    It's Gigiorno.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    True wisdom with honor

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    I love this meme so much that when I see it again I get genuinely happy. Thank you

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