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[–] 57 points 9 months ago (8 children)

If I lived by this I'd only be feeding my cats moth/butterfly flavored food

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Mine can take down small rodents and birds as well. So chicken and since fish aren't off the menu. Turkey? Hell naw

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

    Idk man turkeys are pretty fuckin dumb and have very small necks? Maybe an unsuspecting turkey? Cats are pretty good hunters, or wild ones are at least. Fatass indoor cats would def lose lol

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    you've, uh, never seen a wild turkey have you

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Saw one in the road here once and it was freaking huuuuge!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    So here's my headcanon of why the birds are fucking with the intersections around the towns here

    I'm not sure when we got turkeys, whether they're native or invasive, but we've had turkeys here for at least 25 years. Huge fuckers. Everyone took the chrome offa their cars because the turkeys would come peck it at stoplights. They showed up about the same time that fucker a few towns over who got peafowl so people would think he was rich? His peafowl ran away, fucked, and infested the town the dude lived in so now everyone has peafowl. So now everyone knows this one dude isn't rich enough to keep his peacock in his yard. Anyways around that same time the turkey's showed up so like, I feel like it was some farmer making fun of the rich dude at first and he bought turkeys to live in his yard instead of peafowl because that just how you do around here and they both lost them at the same time.

    Those fuckers.

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Nor a 200kgs tuna... But hey

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what, you wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, “you know what? Lion tastes good. Let's go get some more lion.” We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

    How ya gonna do that?

    We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    You think you could bring down a cow?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If I spent my youthful days running around the open fields slinging a spear around... I just might bring down a cow (water buffalo or something similar) here and there. It's not beyond reason.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I've taken deer and feral hogs, a cow would be no challenge at all.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    But Sylvia could scavenge a cow some other animal hunted and left. So...

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    That's some "campfire cooking in another world" type of stunt. Sylvia would dump it at the back door and demand you butcher and grill it.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    My cats absolutely love kangaroo and elk lol

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    Do you think she could drag a Tuna out of the ocean?

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