I can make this worse. The Katy Perry song Hot N Cold starts playing full blast every time you turn the shower on.

Add some menthol and capsaicin to the body wash too, just for an extra "fuck you" even after the shower.

I once touched an experiment in the form of a metal wire coil where each alternative loop was hot and the other cold. It felt superhot instead. I feel like this would be similar.

I was in a band called Extreme Sensory Hell Shower.

We randomly switched between German Schlager, Doom Metal, Muzak, Swing, Acid Jazz, Reggae, Polka, Latin Dance, Bluegrass, and Hard House WITHIN tracks to make sure that nobody was ever having a positive experience for more than a few seconds at a time.

And no, we weren't especially proficient or even enthusiastic about any of the genres.

My gf has been dealing with this with her shower for the past 2 weeks without any extra device. Showering there is an experience.

If you want cursed showers you should see how Latin America provides hot water to their showers

That’s just PWM with a liquid.

You call it "sensory hell", but a grifting entrepreneur somewhere is putting together an ad campaign for "Natural healing PulseHead shower! Just $69.99! Comes with our satisfaction guarantee!"

I once had a shower that did this on its own.

It probably already exists at CIA black sites

Cross post to shower thoughts?

It would. Also because that device would probably make a loud vrooming sound.

i want this

Anyone who’s dealt with old plumbing instantly recognizes this. The drawing is painfully accurate.

Can confirm. The plumbing in every household in the UK, regardless of class, is notoriously shit lol

A parallel universe where William Osman still post in his main channel:

Alternating hot and cold can actually be good.

It's invigorating. - Have you never jumped from a hottub into a cold pool or vice versa?

I believe it can also help with soreness.

Nah just make the water thicker.

One might think this would make us evolve to being able to withstand hotter or colder temps (depending on the perspective). But no! People are far less forgiving than that.