Gotta use the three seashells.

what if it's so majestic people must see

They have poop supervisors?

And don’t forget to take a picture to send to all your friends

Dude, it literally broke the plumbing at a workplace! It's not safe for work.

And it's from a workplace, clearly safe for a workplace!

Have you tried to feed them more fiber rich food?

Just use the poop knife.

You just stop pushing and start pulling halfway through

It depends on the design of the toilet, and how much water it dumps into the bowl at each flush. Some toilet designs have a tank with a higher capacity than the bowl, so if it gets clogged then it’ll overflow. Pro tip: know where your toilet’s shutoff valve is, it’s usually on the wall just under the tank. If it looks like the toilet is about to overflow, just turn that valve off and you can avoid the mess.

Americans fill the bowl all the way

It's a bit of a gamble. Sometimes flushing a second time can add just enough weight (and therefore pressure) to dislodge the clog and fix the problem. I assume that's what those people are trying to do

How do you stop it from flushing once flushed?

Thickest I ever left was about a half dollar thickness, roughly 1.25"

Is this not how it looks if you list receipients in the BCC field?