Be glad it's on you and not the keyboard. Don't want the cat to delete a database, again.

It’s nice to want things.

Maybe kitty will grant your wish some other day.

Please improve your posture, you're putting a lot of stress in your spine and if you do this often, you might develop cervicalgia.

You are doing work.

Being a comfortable self heating bed for kitty.

That’s one heck of a chuffed cat you got there

Fortunately your heating pad has brough a laptop for you to work on!

Cat is a top, the hooman is a sub

Just as things should be

xD

Now that I'm retired, the cats are ecstatic.

But the Cat says: No.

Are you a real life smiley? What's up with putting emoji over faces?