Hmm. Is this like playing rock paper scissors with Jesus? I think Jesus will go with divorce, the opposite of which is wealth. Chose wealth!

Yes

Jesus says yes

Jesus has been pretty silent since that whole “death” thing. Like every other human.

I saw one the other day: "I met Jesus in prison". Damn, what did he do?

Called them once when I was very bored. The person on the other side, refused to accept any bit of evidence. I asked him about queer youth suicide rates, his response "part of gods plan" or some kind of shit like that.

Like fuck off with that.

I don't think Jesus ever personally weighs in on divorce. Or even war. But we know he hated wealth.

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 19:24

so much of the imperial interior is just miles and miles of deserted, fossil fuel industry scarred land and these nothing but these imperial cult billboards and the occasional dead walmart town

Obviously, blindly support MAGA without a spark of understanding of irony.

I think there is something about Jesus beating people like you with a whip until they left the church, is that what you're talking about?

"Who you gonna call?!"

Is Jesus answering the phone?

Out of curiosity, is this image from Missouri? I swear I've seen that exact billboard ad on both I-70 and I-55.

I saw one from the same org that was openly supporting creationism and had the Ascent of Man crossed out, so I doubt you'll get anywhere with them if you do call.

Matthew 5:6 for context

"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be filled."

Correct me if wrong but it has no relevance on the billboard which is hilarious.