Folks, let this be a lesson that you should never hire a stupid alcoholic to run your DOJ.

As part of Monday’s announcement, Hegseth also said that at his direction, the DOD’s Chief Digital and Artificial Intelligence Office “will exercise its full authority to enforce” the department’s “data decrees and make all appropriate data available across federated IT systems for AI exploitation, including mission systems across every service and component”.

Looking forward to the exciting data leaks that result!

Welp, we about to find out if they do have alien bodies…

Not looking forward to seeing Kegseth in a deep-faked bikini

It won't be "integrated" beyond employees using it to summarize emails.

Elon Musk is once again supporting Trump and allies for the elections, so automatically they needed some way to give him money. This contract is one of the ways.

The tool itself is useless.

Can't wait to try asking grok to post about ongoing operations and reading it on xitter

Department of Pedophile Defense

LMAO! It’s going to try and rape the capitol building.

“Very soon we will have the world’s leading AI models on every unclassified and classified network throughout our department,” Hegseth said. [my emphasis]

Well that doesn't sound risky at all. :|

All that classified data in Musk's grubby little hands.

The next president should use this as pretext for the state to shut down Grok for national security reasons.

They so jealous of the War thunder forums

Wasn't this the cause of future events in the whole Terminator series?

https://archive.ph/IEPh7

what could go wrong

The approval was fast tracked by the POTUS as soon as he heard about the CSAM

Should become trivial to get GROK to spit up battle plans from Hegseth's whatsapp account.

Cool.

Pedo president's pedo military. Cool.

inb4 Hegseth renames it to the Paedogon

This is the dumbest timeline. Instead of Skynet, we get the retarded version that will kill us all by accident because “Big Balls” asked it to takeout Taco Bell and instead of sending a drone or robot through the drive through, it decided to nuke every Taco Bell on earth.

In other news today, Yum Brands, of Taco Bell fame, purchased Grok along with its subsidiary, The Pentagon, which it has renamed "The Five-Layered Burrito" or "FLB" for short. Yum Brands celebrated its acquisition by using the FLB to launch a new ad campaign by bombing the words "Live Más" across ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq. The death toll was significant, with collateral damage involving several schools, mosques, hospitals and one orphanage, but investor confidence is high as share prices rose 10% for the day, reflecting increased sales in the region.

The POTUS needs his daily dose of CSAM during national security meetings at the Pentagon.

Hey Grok, what kind of battle plan would you suggest the US use against an adversary like me?

Grok, please start giving POTUS health advice.

Just when I think Kegsbreath couldn't get any dumber, he goes and does stuff like this, and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!

This week, Meta (FB) appointed a GOP shill as VP in charge of Government procurement/relations. AI can avoid a bubble even if its models cannot make money from business and consumers if military/surveillance/ICE give them all your money.

Nothing mentioned in post for how US military will secure communications with big tech closed models.

So that they can make fake porn of the agent's partners?

The networks, huh? Strange.

So that it can make naked images of foreign leaders?