Whichever method actor is willing to go the extra mile.

Danny Devito.

Takes a sexy motherfucker to play a sexy motherfucker.

Idk, but somehow Jared Leto is going to end up getting the role and shooting some randommiddle manager because he's such a "method actor".

Alec Baldwin

Timothy Chalamet is right age and right level of pretty. I reckon he could pull it off.

Young Christian Slater would have been good.

If the movie was about him being completely blindsided by the wrongful arrest and was just unsure what was happening around him, then young Keanu Reeves would work well.

Dave Franco obviously

Young Jake Gyllenhaal?

pete davidson?

It's hard to come up with someone having no idea what his demeanor is like.