You know what the crackhead close to my job is dancing in the midle of the street. He is not thinking about bills, politics, wars, money... he is just vibbing and cracking. I'm starting to think he is the really wise one.
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And this, kids, is called "setting healthy boundaries."
At most companies there's no option. You have to do the random drug they're testing or risk termination.
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I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
"But, Doug, that's one of the best ones. Don't knock it 'till you try it."
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It took me a second to realize how I wish this is how drug tests worked!
I laughed too damn hard to this one 😂
Not a team player.
Then it won't be completely random.
"Sure, ask me any questions you want. I know a lot about drugs, I do 'em all the time"
2009 meme
He said testing, not tasting you dummy!
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