How can this possibly not be the onion.

Fucking pathetic.

Lol so embarrassing to be American atm 🤣🤣🤣

Being an American is so embarrassing right now (and scary, and frustrating...)

Anyone recall how Russia got the boot? Yeah can we please do that for the US.

At least until the thugs are gone and the constitution has been improved to avoid another dangerous unitary executive

america is peak jabroni

Here's hoping the other 6 will get together and collude to castrate our disgusting felon in cheap.

I hope to god for a day when I only see article headlines like this from The Onion.

Oh man if only I could watch UFC instead of going to my job meetings.