top 28 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 35 points 10 months ago

John Carpenter's The Carrot

  • source
  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    Cronencarrot.

  • source
  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I don't know why, but it reminds me of the centaurs from fallout...

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I'm hoping to pull up a monster like this someday after having left a few in the ground. All the ones I pulled liked like they had barely been growing for a couple of months!

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Did you, by any chance, transplant them when they were small? Carrots realy hate that and tend to skip root growth.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Nope, they were all direct-seeded. Three different varieties in fertile, well-draining soil with no rocks, clay, or significant compaction.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [+] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)
    [–] 17 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Resident Vegan: Racoon City

  • source
  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    @ickplant #Alt4You Photograph of gardening serendipity. The caption reads "This carrot. Forgotten in the ground for two years." Pictured is a cluster of green stems sprouting from a biblically accurate monstrosity of root vegetable. Roots reach out in every direction, as a low voice murmurs, "Be not afraid. I come to herald a great mirepoix."

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Hikers from together vibes.

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago
    [–] 3 points 10 months ago
    [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Spoilers for the game Inside

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Eldritch horror.

  • source