This is the dull content I subscribed for.

LISAN AL GAIB

This is so dull, I wish it was my story.

They actually still make mega-wheats, which are quite fun. It's old-school cereal. Throw some frozen berries on it, and it tastes about the same as contemporary stuff.

The mega wheat.

I got a super big fruity pebble the other day. It was awesome.

I once got a 2x3 wheat

Frosted MEGA Wheats

Now play the lottery

You got the Quad.

Damn dawg, noice

Damn, it's been ages since I last ate those. Now I'm hungry.

I've gotten lumps of the coating in sugary cereals sometimes. It feels like I almost broke a tooth.

The Malt-O-Meal brand I used to get started being really bad about that to the point that it was almost rarer to get a single piece rather than a combo piece.

I was just trying to figure out why this made me think of Total Recall.

Apparently that's Quaid.

Braggart