Mentally I'm not well. I saw the dog part and found it funny. Then I read the macros and thought "only 9g for 310kcal isn't a good source of protein. Dog filling would be higher".

clearly I need to touch grass.

I wanted to patent a vegan version and call them "not pockets", but I was told that dogs are the reason I couldn't do that. 😁

/s

Dogs are friends, not food.

As dumb as it was, I laughed.