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[–] 11 points 10 months ago

Cowabummer dude

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Their fascination with April was purely maternal

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    The turtles aren't missing anything. They all have cloacas.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    After the pizza party they do the cloaca pressing. It's a secret.

    A foursome, intimate cloaca pressing. Ah!

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    [–] 60 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from... Cloaca.

    "The more you know"🌠

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  • [–] 29 points 10 months ago* (4 children)

    Totally Tubular!
    Turtle Power!

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Considering they're TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles I'm afraid to double-check this, but I'm sure rule34 applies anyways and proves this wrong

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Chris Hansen:

    "They are "14 age mutant ninja turtles", why don't you take a seat?"

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    First published in 1984.

    The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Bummer, dude...

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Do they ever cover the fact that they are now the only representatives of their "species" and will never be able to find a mate? Are there any episodes about it?

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