Mongo is appalled!

Also anything Samantha says

“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more…Fuck you.”

And much later in the series:

Cat's don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.

Or

In the eternal words of my mulleted friend, Holger. You done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive.

Disappointingly flavored soup

Aaahhhhhh!