Well I recommend you masturbate.

LOL you seem to be horny a lot.

Seen any good porn recently?

No faster way to bring everyone out of the woodwork.

I am. What is causing your libido to be so troublesome?

Don’t get discouraged by creeper middle aged men talking to you. Try Tinder or something (I guess apps are uncool now at your age) or whatever else isn’t social suicide. Or just own being there. It still seems to work for Grindr, going by GOP convention stats.

Sound off 12

I've been busy cleaning out my parents house. My dad went into long term care and my mother had a small stroke and is in the hospital. She's going to go into long term care with him so I'm going to sell their house. It's small and relatively close to my house. They had a bunch of home care assistive aids including a hydraulic patient lift. I looked at it the other day and thought that someone could be comfortably slung up in that thing and I could just pull up a chair and go to town eating them out. I've suggested it to a couple of friends but had no takers.

Knock knock

Only a few meat popsicles :)

Yep, I usually check on here every morning to see if anything interesting is posted, especially on the weekends.

Also basically in heat every morning, but what can you do? It's not like you can dick someone over the web. Otherwise, I would gladly.

People are busy, and have jobs. These are not your average Reddit NEET's, or silver spoon people. There are also very few of us.

Im here and I got something that might help you dm me 

Yeah, I have nothing going on so here I am.

Here, just quiet

A virtual space on the internet with participants from around the world in different time zones is probably not the easiest way to find a fuck buddy to quench your thirst, ageist gatekeeping notwithstanding.