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[–] 44 points 10 months ago

If that's the most damning footage from my life they pull out, I'm not saying a goddam word and just take it.

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago

    I like to believe all the baby penguins dropped off the cliff in Mario 64 are the reason the penguins in the Madagascar movie have a military air about them.

    They were the special ops team trained to take down the mustached maniac menace before getting captured enroute to the LZ.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    my rimworld gameplay will be damning enough.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You get to penguin heaven and they’re all there waiting with pitchforks.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    My ass is not getting in

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The trial in Chrono Trigger…

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Mario just pops out of the painting, you're saying the baby penguins don't?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Wasting a perfectly good penguin what you should be roasting it.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Worth it, though.

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