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[–] 63 points 10 months ago (1 child)

They're plastic now. Pretty sure it's worse than the toilet paper rolls.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    To expand on this post, high fructose corn syrup doesn’t freeze right so it was just a goopy sticky mess of a toilet paper roll. Not unlike your drunkle Bob’s morning Choco Belagio Festivo, or the biggest fountain this side of the rio grande. Poor aunt Evelyn. That woman is a saint.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    Blasphemous!

    Push-ups were Orange Sherbet, not ice cream.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    That ice cream was the freaking bomb!!

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