I can't tell what's real and what's satire anymore.

Go ahead invade Canada, i will take as many Americans down with me as possible before I go.

Thought this was !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz for a min

So you're telling me it's not "three giraffe"? I've been lied to my whole life /s

Fake asf he's never thanked anyone for their attention let alone that coherently

The fact that I can't tell if this is a real quote from the president of the fucking United States is..... Not where I thought I would end up as a kid.

Good read. Great cognition. very stable intellect. I clapped.

transcript:
[donald trump]
They have been terrible to us. No good. We need to invade Canada. Greenland, also. We will bring peace to Greenland with the Department of War. Beautiful.

Man, giraffe, camera, giraffe. So many giraffes. Few people know that the word giraffe has a plural, but I aced a cognitive test. They called in a large group of doctors, astonished. Never seen before, like magnets. Everything's computer! They are eating the cats.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.