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[–] 64 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My wife gave me a couple packs of boner pills and ones to make my dick bigger.

Not sure what’s she’s trying to tell me.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Okie but what if we showered together :3

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    My partner and I showered today. I think it’s been a week. They smelled good before and after but different good.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    Take that shit away from her right now

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    NOFX - "Showerdays"

    In the morning I awake
    I feel my bladder about to break
    I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
    Just feeling lousy

    My girlfriend tells me that
    It's time to take a bath
    I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"

    Once every 24 hours
    I'm supposed to take a shower
    That's not the way I do it
    Do it do it
    Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
    I don't want to do it
    Do it do it

    It doesn't make a difference to me
    Everyday I do the same old thing
    So why should I have to be clean?
    Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
    Also known as shower days
    I hate them

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Do it!
    Just do it!

    Don't let your shower dreams be dreams,
    This morning you said it's only Tuesday,
    So just do it!

    Some people wake up, just feeling lousy,
    while you're gonna shower hard at it.
    Nothing is impossible!

    You should get to the point
    Where the water runs cold
    Where anyone else would quit
    And you're not going to stop there.
    No, what are you waiting for?

    Do it!
    Just do it!
    Yes you can shower,
    Just do it!
    If you're tired of starting over,
    stop giving up,
    shower forever

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