Edit: They're re-uploading them! I think I might have the missing episodes somewhere on a hard drive... https://youtube.com/@jeditalk

You never say no to bacta

When you start drinking in the morning you can't go all-in

I don't remeber what a White Russian should be made of from my bartender years, but if it was cream, well I stay with the Dude.

At one point you've to prioritize your calories.

Kahlua - necessary Vodka - necessary Cream???? > Milk

He uses half & half throughout most of the movie.

The Dude is both chill, and poor. Not everyone has coffee liqueur and creamer money. He makes do with what's around and he's happy about it.

That's cause you're young.

When you get to the 50s you can't use cream, bur you doesn't stop to like white russian

The opening narration confirms that the Dude is in fact, not a hero (emphasis mine):

[...] I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.

Leon is a hitman, but he's also probably learning disabled. He rescued a girl from the mob.

The Dude is just a guy who likes bowling, but he's pretty cool and that's enough for me.

The Dude Abides.

But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol

(And sometimes methanol, when it's DIY)

It wasn't meant as any sort of insult, more of the trope of overanalizing innocuous things.

Several cultures around the world did a lot of fucked up shit.

I'll stick to milking my almonds, even if it's a tedious job bcs their tits are very small.

Actually lots of the plant parts we eat did evolve being eaten as part of the survival plan. Fruits disperse seeds and keep us less interested in eating more vital parts of the plant.

Everything is made to eat, you just gotta make it

Milk doesn’t grow on trees…