I feel like chilling them is even worse. They usually live in cold waters, and chilling them in cold air (like a fridge) will just mostly make them suffocate for a while before you boil them alive. They can live a long time out of the water in a cold environment/on ice (think 24 to 48 hours long, not 2 or 3) because it just slows down their biological processes since they're cold blooded. They're just going to warm up again as they're boiling, and it will probably take longer to start boiling as they have to come back up from a lower temperature.

Even the shock method seems kinda useless. It would need to knock them out for about 20 minutes to ensure that they're unconscious until they're dead.

The most humane thing to do would be to kill them somehow in one moment, like with a concussive force or stabbing through the brain stem, but that then runs into the issue of how quickly dead lobsters go bad (also the issue of presentation - people don't want a crushed lobster staring at them from their plate). It's actually illegal in plenty of places to sell dead lobsters (or even cook them!) due to this, so they would have to be killed on site just before being cooked, which is a tall order when 1lb of lobster meat requires about 5lbs of lobster to make (roughly about a 20% yield on lobsters) and it takes about 5 years for a lobster to reach 1lb in size (and then about 2 years for every pound after that).

All of this said, it's all still probably more humane than that one company I used to work with back when I was in this kind of industry that was experimenting with getting raw lobster meat out of lobsters by tossing them into a pressure vessel.

time to ban Halal slaughter now too!

https://www.rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfare/farm/slaughter/religiousslaughter

it'll be 80 years before this policy reaches Southeast Asia, where they are regularly cutting live frogs in half below the torso with scissors in the markets, tossing all the dying frog torsos together in a big pile. maybe 180 years actually

I do think the next human milestone would be to realize killing animals for sustenance is wrong, and I'm saying that as a meat eater.

I think "decades" sadly is a bit too optimistic

Oysters have made the switch between poor people food and rich people food quite a few times. Tuna has made the switch in my lifetime. It probably has something to do with how easy they are to harvest/catch when plentiful versus the results of overfishing, and how delicate the food is in the supply chain.

Give the tech bros long enough and rat will be a delicacy for the rest of us aswell

Lobster is only ok. I don't think I've ever had anything with lobster in it that wasn't independently good, or improved in any meaningful way with lobster.

That said, when lobster was viewed the way you're describing, it was seen as more of a pest. There was so much lobster freely available, it was literally piling up on beaches. No one was fishing for lobsters, they were just scooping them up and then making a rather revolting stew with them. That was being served to prisoners as a form of penance, meant to be bland and unstimulating. Sandy guts and all.

While they were called 'sea rats',they werent considered quiteas bad as rats- it was common for servant's contracts to limit the number of meals lobster could be served to them for, usually 1 or 2 a week, not the hard 0 that serving rat would have been.