Wenis (en.wikipedia.org)
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[–] 33 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance

Everybody is a genius

Who knows it in advance

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Here's a fun one!

    I once told my missus "did you know you can't lick your own elbow?"

    Of course, she tried and failed.

    "But I can!" Then I licked her elbow for her, and she was so shocked she didn't speak to me for hours.

    Your mileage may vary, don't die out there guys

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    WENUS: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    We found out about this in high school, and you can imagine how the rest of the year went down

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    I love pinching my wenis

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    No one can lick their own wenis. Not even if they have a couple of ribs removed.

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    My hidden talent is having a sensitive wenis

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I've leaned so much on my weenuses that they turned red, hard and scaley..

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Do you have "Elephant Elbows?"

    Here at Skintastic Dermatology, we can reduce or remove those unsghtly bags and wrinkles...

    Oh Lord have mercy... LOL!

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    WEENUS: We Eventually Experience New, Useful Simulations

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  • [–] -3 points 10 months ago

    One of the most beautiful women I've ever dated showed me this for the first time. Yeah, she was beautiful, but 🤮. Hers was about 3-4 times bigger than pictured.

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