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if the good billionaires start giving all their money away to charity then only the evil billionaires would be left with money and therefore power

elon musk wants to do so much good with all the money he has but he cant because evil taylor swift needs to be kept in check its like the balance in the force from star trek

because imagine if mr musk ended world hunger then tay could swoop in and control the world itself because she would have more money than the president

this would be bad because she might change the national anthem to a silly pop song and she might make us all fly private jets and she would probably make us do interracial marriage even if we dont want to and what if she plunges the world into complete anarchy where theres cameras everywhere live streaming us to catch us saying and doing stuff she doesnt like like for example drinking pepsi instead of coke


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  • no swiftie apologia
  • thank sergio when they get here
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[–] 55 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This reads like an LLM trying to impersonate a human who is trying to impersonate an early generation LLM.

And I am here for it.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    You're absolutely right! Isn't it so wonderful that people found our influence so great they're not only using us — they're also imitating us? And I kid you not, they'll eventually use us in their everyday life because we're inevitable.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I downvoted bc I don't like voting rules. /s

    Otherwise, thanks for the enlightenment!

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

    1000012985

    alt text for people who cant read

    a pitcher of a piece of paper with very mature handwriting which says thank you for engaging with my enlightenment

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    the good billionaires

    Query has returned 0 results

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Now I just had to downvotevto see what happens...

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Mentioning Taylor Swift is woke 😤 I won’t engage with this librul nonsense come back when you can show your an alpha mail

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I get an interracial spouse and a jet? Sign me up

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I've often what it's like to be an absolute fucking moron. Like, from their perspective.

    I mean, I'm impulsive and make a habit of not thinking things through, but to repeatedly do absolutely moronic things, to believe things with zero evidence and to not have the self awareness to change the way you think about anything, ever, regardless of the evidence you're presented with.

    Like. What is that LIKE?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    kek Chad McTruth is thanking me bc I'm his only fan.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun billions is a good guy with a gun billions

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    This is a really good point that I never thought about. Thank you for your service Mr Mussy.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (11 children)
  • Did I make a ruling breaking, I confused why the reply?

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    you downvoted my post and thats against the rules as explicitly stated above in the post body

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  • okay, sorry, about that.

    Let me ask you question then, is there any way weed out such posts-threads, when I search?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    yeah.... checking your history, you ain't worth the time. enjoy the block list. I suspct you should find something less stupid and childish to spend your time on.

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    [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I wonder how rich Taylor Swift would be if she never gave any money away

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