The bike has a sticker on it that says Zero Fucks. I maybe should have pointed that out.

Those fluffy helmets tend to get super fucking filthy super quick. I've seen a few of those up close and they all looked disgusting if you really looked at them. Which wasn't unexpected. I can't imagine they'd be easy to keep clean.

The problem with these is that they can snag on something in an accident. In a motorcycle accident you want to slide, it's the sudden stopping that kills you.

I thought you were going to say that as a cyclist you worry about how it would perform aerodynamically.

It's got to cost a few watts.