"No, boss, you don't understand! He climbed up and ripped me out of the cab! I know he's still doing the job right now, but he's heading right for the orphanage!"

That rabbit is Shaking Hands with Danger

Poor dumped driver.

His lady constantly complained his jokes were always falling flat.

I don't get sleep paralysis very often, but every time I do I am sleeping in the position that that sleepy bear dozer is in.

He looks pretty content but I wonder if internally he is petrified that Richard Scarry (Scary) is looking down at him with glowing red eyes.

A bit of poetry.