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[–] 32 points 11 months ago (1 child)

I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.

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    [–] 20 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, I can find true love and financial security later. I only have right now to get that 1st edition

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Its prefect!

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Financial security. The other two are available in the open market. Truth, not cynicism.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I can make financial security happen by my own efforts.

    True Love has been more elusive because it's one order of magnitude more complicated!

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    I have the empirical and theoretical evidence to prove that wrong.

    Everybody is self made, not everyone will admit it or recognise it.

    Off all the factors that govern our lives, from the circumstances of our birth, to random chance and our daily routines... Nothing in our lives has a bigger impact on who we are as a person than the choices we make.

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    What a depressing view of people.

    As a therapist working with a philosophy of individual empowerment, and seeing it work every day, I'm glad to have my view of life.

    It'd suck to feel like we're all just like plastic bags being blown about in the winds of fate!

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Since you're into philosophy now, you should look into the fact that free will doesn't even exist. Where does that leave your beliefs? Did you learn about people fooling themselves with comforting, self-serving illusions in therapy school?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    the corn thing is still on, huh

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Sticker is both and all things

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I chose neither!

    Incidentally, I'm in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If you don't value your life do some good with it. You ll feel better and the people you help as well.

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    Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.

    Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will make them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone's last days a little bit better.

    Absolute worst case you're out $2k but you get a good story to tell for it.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Decide? There is no decision here, you must buy that sick sticker.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    True love with Corn Man, we'll be fine for money and he's all the holographic sticker I need 🥰

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    They're clearly all in one package, I'm picking all of them and you can't stop me

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Of course it would be the sticker with the corn man riding a skateboard like he is the OG Tony Hawk, proskater. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    It's an investment

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Open marriage will invalidate the terms of only choose one

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Neither. I chose corn man.

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