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[–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I chose neither!

Incidentally, I'm in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If you don't value your life do some good with it. You ll feel better and the people you help as well.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago*

    Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.

    Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will make them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone's last days a little bit better.

    Absolute worst case you're out $2k but you get a good story to tell for it.

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