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[–] 33 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I bet he'd be really good at DDR since he's got four feet.

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    More feet = more better. I'd hate to play against a centipede!

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I'd hate to have the knowledge that a centipede big enough to play on a standard DDR machine exists.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    🛑. Butter is not Rahm. This is Rahm (but not DDR):

    Rahm-Packung

    Apropos: Sauerrahm ist gut für Saucen. Und Butter daraus?

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Which costs more? That arcade cabinet or that stick of RAM?

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    If only we could have a dodge ram in cold war era east Germany (DDR)

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    This post is the GOAT!

    (whisper) Oh excuse me, I am being told that it is the RAM!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    i miss ddr; i wish it was 2015 again and we're al playing pokemon go, reading john green, and playing ddr

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    The Robotron KC85 had it all the way back in the 80s.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    More specifically that's DDR Ace

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  • [+] 0 points 11 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] [S] 16 points 11 months ago* (6 children)

    Sorry that my shitpost sucks. 😢 The doctor tells me that I have schizophrenia.

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    I have dangly balls and every time I sit down I sit on one or both.

    Is this an acceptable excuse?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    I'm not mentally ill. The doctor just says that I am. I may or may not be developmentally disabled though.

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