You may think this is harsh, to which I would reply that Jaguar Priest is a new introduction from seedkeeper and corn breeder Stephen Smith that walks the line between flint and flour corn, as is common among many indigenous corn varieties. I’ve found it leans toward the floury side. It strongly expresses its ancient ancestry with lots of tillers (side stalks), vigorous brace roots and heavy nitrogen-fixing gel production. Its speckled color pattern means it carries a high amount of genetic variation, and it will produce some reddish-orange kerneled variants in addition to the primary purple-speckled type.

A talentless GIMP image edit combining 'the great mighty poo' from conker's bad fur day with Khorne from warhammer captioned: CORN cares not from whence the shit posts (unless you post politics and news, stfu already)

all 7 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

I wake up from a nap and we doin' corn now?

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (-1 replies)
    [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Corn cares not from whence the shit posts

    FTFY. "Whence" means "from what origin".

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY CORN AND IM GOING TO THROW MY SHUCK AT YOU

    A HUGE SUPPLY OF MAIZE FROM MY CORNY POPPED FAAACE

    HOW ABOUT SOME COB YOU LITTLE SNOB!!!

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Tassels for the tassel God!

    Starch for the starch thrown!

  • source