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[–] 21 points 11 months ago

It's called a Concornde.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    What the fuck is going on with corn right now?

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If they use the hub-and-spoke model for their routes, would Des Moines be their CornHub?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago*

    There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine bending over and having the corn plane fly up my asshole like it was the twin towers.

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    [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    oh my! that's a penis

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