Doing the O last cuz the dementia got im for just a second.

“Fuck the C_ps… What was it? Caps? Cups?”

Ethel: “COPS”

“WHERE?!”

I will shit in the police station and blame it on my dementia.

Stuffed in an anthropological museum

Probably dead. I'm old enough to likely not survive 3 more decades.

Acquiring enough heroin for a intentional overdose.