Oh god, just looking at that hurts my soul.

I've worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy's keyboard looks and feels like.

RIP innocent book, your sacrifice helped someone make a meme

I've got just the inventions for you:

btw: rather @shitpost, no?

I'm not even a book person and this killed me a little. I am a wing person though. Why would you waste the sauce?

Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet's you can just take a hose to them afterwards.

How did he take the picture?

We need proof.

Deeply offended by this.

really. you just eat your wings and then you wash your hands. and then your wash your hands and then you wash your hands before you touch your book!

Eat with one hand, book with other

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

how dare you

Just have someone feed you while you read. Problem solved

I get the joke, wings are eaten by hand. But as someone who does eat alone at resturants, with a book, can I just say utensils exist.

Time division multiplexing is key!

Kindle and push the buttons with your pinky.

Calm down y'all, it's a library book.

e-ink tablet with a water proof case.

Problem solved!

This is one of the reasons why I kinda like the digital age, I have the option of going digital with like journaling and stuff.

Like imagine trying to move with 15 years worth of journals... lmao...

also fires destroys everything... you can make unlimited digital copies, encrypt, and upload it to like 10 different servers across the world, hell even free accounts with like 10gb storage is enough to store a lot of stuff

I know people say they wanna "go back to simpler times", but for me, nah, I'm good, I like this technological era (minus the corporatist enshittification stuff, GO FOSS ALL THE WAY!)

I am thoroughly disoriented please baptize me fellow book-lover.