there are more bones in your body than stars in your body.

hope that amuses you.

the most common disease is a brain controlling parasite affecting about half the population.

Heterosexuality was considered a disease before homosexuality.

Jews in ancient Babylon used to bury bowls with spells to prevent sex dreams with Adam's first wife. (divorced cougars, ammiright)

It is extremely improbable that we would even exist to be having this conversation.

I can shake my eyes when I look at my nose