I can't grill burgers with the grease being drained off using a girlfriend.

Likewise, I can't make out with a George Foreman grill without burning my lips.

Both overrated. The good ones have a fairly low financial input on a monthly basis. The worst ones can set your house on fire.

Highly exciting.

I had one once, always made my favourite meal perfectly.

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon—sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

George Foreman grills can't cook when the power goes out. Girlfriends who know how the gas stove works can.

Had a Foreman Grill once. Yeah, it drains off the grease, but leaves the burger dry and flavorless. Used it maybe once.

My experience with the George forman grill, which I assume is a common one, is to have only ever gotten them second hand and thus without the drip tray.

Try to use it as a grill and it will spill grease and oil all over your countertop. HOWEVER, they make a great panini press 🙂

Tell me you weren't a young adult in the early 2000s without telling me you weren't a young adult in the early 2000s.