That's like asking if you are below or above 20

I sneeze an average of something like 5 times a day. I cluster sneeze, and the number in the cluster rose from 3-5+ over the years, and some days are worse but its frequent enough to probably average to 5. My prior average was 1-2 a day, so even tho I’m almost 40, I’m going with the future sneezes.

$15/day is nothing to sneeze at, after all.

I'll take the past sneezes so I can get one single payment now and invest it or something, instead of $3 trickling in every now and then that I'll just spend before ever noticing I have it

Future, obviously. I can cause sneezes.

I used to have really bad non allergic rhinitis. Past sneezes please

3 for future sneezes.

I'm going to prepare some lines of cinnamon.

Well capitalism isn't gonna be around for much longer, and I think we're all too chicken shit for me to stick around too too much longer. So...

Every time I eat dark chocolate, I sneeze. I'm not even allergic, it's got something to do with a nerve. So I'm gonna be eating that mofo forever now. 3$ for future sneezes please.