She left the note 3 days ago and I'm still waiting for her to come home from work to show her that the game works fine.

Tried to save and restart? Maybe the battery in the cartridge died?

Stupid idiot doesn’t even realize that the cartridge’s internal battery has died probably like 10-15 years ago and saving is now impossible, Jesus man go one button press past the load screen

Not what this is about but it reminds me of a lamp my mother asked me to fix every time I came home for about five years. I'd check it, find it worked, report back, she'd forget and once again assume it didn't work otherwise she'd be using it.

Take a hint: she's gently telling you to treat yourself to an upgrade!

It's a trap?

For anybody that's dumb like me:

!The joke is that the note is about their relationship, not the Gameboy.!<

Did she try to mess with your pokemon save? I think you should dump her to teach her a lesson; she'll never expect that!

Bro you look just like my cousin.

If you're too childish to have a conversation, you could at least make your note clear.