The Itch of shame
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I'm in asia. They don't use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.
I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn't even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it's fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.
People will probably know you poop even when not buying paper
You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.
Everyone knows that wiping makes you gay
What if you were already gay?
Are you now gay and also a buttpooper?
I always thought this was a joke but I knew a girl who dated a guy who wouldn't fully clean his ass in the shower because he thought getting his finger anywhere near his butthole was gay.
I have a hard time even comprehending the thought process.
Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards.
Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds.
Are you too good for a bidet?
I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole"
Imagine not having a bidet. Gross.
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