Like and Subscribe. I don't like when YouTubers say that, especially at the beginning of a video.

When people write "chefs kiss". Utterly harmless but OH GODDESS IT GRINDS MY GEARS

"Slams" when it is actually "mildly disagrees"

I’ve got two teenage boys that only know the word, “brah”

"Speaks out". Commonly used by news organizations to describe anyone saying anything.

“Fam.” Seems to have died now, and thank god.

I get unreasonably annoyed at "Well yes and no."

It's never yes and no. Just answer the question.

Not really a phrase, but I also really hate this current trend of ending a sentence in a question mark to try and add that rising inflection that is already obnoxious enough in-person. I just don't like it?

the phrase "rustles my jimmies" really, well, gets under my skin

burns my biscuits

ruffles my feathers

grinds my gears

bruises my tomato

pisses in my lemonade

rains on my parade

gets my hackles up

gets my garters in a twist

It is what it is.

“You can’t have your cake and eat it”

It doesn’t really make sense when you really think about it.

"Spin up"

Commonly heard in IT circles; "Let's spin up a meeting".

There are literally dozens of less stupid words you could use.

"Just do..."

That "Just" always skips 20 steps.

"I'm just saying"

Yes I know you're saying something. You said it.

"Moving forward...."

UGH

This too shall pass.

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I'm just asking for a little validation!

Normalcy instead of normality