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[โ€“] 20 points 11 months ago (8 children)

You would fit in so many of my orifices.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)
  • [โ€“] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    They're lying, there's no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That's already half.

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  • [โ€“] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Instructions unclear. Snake is now up me cornhole. Please advise.

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Just because I know there are people who think this meme is just a random combination due to corn being popular at the time: Corn Snakes actually exist! They're one of the most popular species of pet snake!

    Here is an image of a Corn Snake:

    But they come in many very beautiful colors, so here's also a link to Cornsnake listings on Morphmarket.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 11 months ago

    Corn me up, mom (dammit!)

    *dies of embarassment*

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 11 months ago*

    Corn me Bitch

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 11 months ago

    Corn me up, snake

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago

    Corn me up, snake !

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 11 months ago

    Corn is so awesome! I love corn. So please, corn me up, snake of great corn. ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฝ

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 11 months ago

    corn me up snake, I'm passing through your bountious fields shortly

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 11 months ago

    bake him away toys

    corn me up, snake.

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  • GTFO, snake!

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 11 months ago

    Corn me up, snake

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 11 months ago

    Corn me up, snake

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 11 months ago

    Iโ€™m good, thanks

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 11 months ago

    Corn me up, snake

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  • Corny snake !

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 11 months ago
    [โ€“] 1 point 11 months ago

    Corn me up, snake

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