I'm thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision

Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses for 1/7 of a week?

Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? "You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you'll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I'm not gonna tell you for how long!" And in the schools, stories go around like "Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!"???

Of coarse not

Next thing you’re gonna tell me that one day blinding stew doesn’t exist either…

Somebody hasn’t been eating their blind stew.

Common punishment since it doesn't cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.

I'm sure you'll see the light by then.

posting on lemmy that im switching from linux to windows

They wouldn't be suggesting it if you used Linux

I’m certain that you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.

That sounds like good advice, you should take it.

It's easier to ignore asshole comment sections than an asshole OS.

I've been probably saying that for longer than you have been alive

Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?

Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?

Not that I’ve seen but it’s definitely the vibe.

Looks like a truewagner bit, in which case it's probably just nonsense

edit: yep, posted Jan 30 2024

!ididnthaveeggs@sh.itjust.works

Calling All Dads....

Asking for a friend who has a daughter who bites hair, definitely not for my daughter who also bites hair.

No no that’s much better.