We all suffer under the Imperial United States, but at least we get to choose our pain... Sometimes.

Ah, that explains the leather pants.

He’s deep in her cushions.

This was an AI clip Colbert made to make fun of JD Vance when JD Vance was trying to say that putting Hakeem Jeffries in an AI video with a sombrero wasn’t racist. The sombrero here is a callback to that original video.

It's taco Tuesday my friend

What about Sinema? She's super qualified.

Buttigieg / Bessent

Making their constituents feel represented is a huge part of their job

"Dem candidates are never bad, progressives are just fickle!" - you

What job exactly would that be? To do the bidding of the oligarchs or to actually represent the electorate?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm unfamiliar with all of those terms and had to look them up.

Kakistocracy = gov filled with ethically bad people and least qualified

Couldn't find pedophil-ocracy, assuming you mean pedophocracy = the unknown elite being pedos to control us

Felonocracy = gov is run by felons

So, I'm gonna have to pop your bubble a little bit and say that I'm not sure I believe that. It's possible, sure, but it's more likely just a deeply unfortunate coincidence that those people are all those things - or even that extreme wealth turns you into those things - and that this is just plain old capitalism at work.

Because at the end of the day, we would still not want this level of extreme wealth disparity AND we don't want such centralized extreme power AND we don't want money to give rise to power. Which are the real ocracy issues here imo

Until. How positive no one makes next election cycle merch 4 years in advance unless they intend to run. Honestly i think he'll be dead before then which would be nice but not as nice as him in chains before a military tribunal.