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[–] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dollars. Getting rid of the pans sounds like a nightmare as does all the people telling you you're seasoning them wrong/modern ones can be washed because our soap doesn't have lye in it/etc.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    In my experience, all of those people can be safely ignored. My cast iron pan is my lowest maintenance kitchen thing. After cooking, I just wipe it out with a paper towel and we're good to go.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Fun thought experiment that I’m going to over analyze.

    Near me iron seems to go for ~$180/ton at scrap yards. If we call the average pan weight 8lbs, that’s about 4k tons so scrap value on the lot is ~$720k. The question would be how likely you could sell these not as scrap and net beat the $280k spread. The scrap value per pan would be ~$0.72, so if you can sell each pan for more than a dollar you’d theoretically come out ahead, but to make it worth while you’d probably want to target $10 or more because processing, storing, and moving that many pans isn’t going to be free. Budget new pans go for $20-30, used can be lower or higher than that depending on quality and condition.

    tl;dr: Depends on the condition and quality of the pans and it sounds like a lot of work but I’d say the optionality is skewed towards taking the pans if you were willing and able to put the time in to make it a business/job for yourself.

    Personally I don’t have the time and I’m doing well financially, I’d take the money.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Pans, easy. Start my own pan store.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Even if the dollars are singles they would take up much less room and even better if it can be a higher denomination or just money in the bank. I have absolutely no where to store a million cast iron pans so they would cost money before they made any. I feel this is a too easy on honestly. I mean without some additional things like free storage and a business and such the pans make no sense.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    Perhaps it’s my own lack of imagination, ability to organize, or personal challenges in seeing through a sustained effort; but, I just can’t imagine what I would do with that many dollars…

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    If I can sell the cast iron, I'd do that. That's like 50 millions bucks.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, but it'll take forever to see that money.

    Even if you could sell/ship 100 pans a day (which feels high to me), it'd take you over 27 years to get rid of them all.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Pretty tough selling a million of those. Gonna have to start an entire business

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    You have the inventory to back a loan, so you'll have liquidity to start the distribution and sell wholesale not retail, and undercut the competition. Once you set up your network the rest is just managing inventory.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    if they are stored well and not allowed to degrade or are refurbished when they do. Until the loan is gotten you will need to pay for that storage. Then there is packaging and shipping. Your going to lose a lot before you gain anything.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Hence the business loan backed by inventory (a million units of anything is a lot of collateral.
    Also, losses, if any, can be written off and a (tax) loss or insurance claim. You'll also mitigate your tax exposure with the product rather than a million dollarydoos...which I would expect to be on the high end% since you won't be able to pay for a good CPA or lawyer to Bezo your money.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Give the money, my house is cluttered enough.

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