I knew someone that imported a pristine 90s Skyline from Japan to the east coast of the US. In less than a year he flooded the engine. No, not the way you are thinking! I mean he drove through a deep puddle after a hurricane and hydrolocked the engine.

I feel personally attacked

You gotta invest money to make money or something like that.

Just gotta bargain 'em down

Me with $4.72 looking at houses

I loved Scions back in the day just because you could go on their website and customize pretty much every model in so many details kinda like a digital lego set.

I never actually wanted the cars, even if I could afford one, tho.

Unpopular opinion, R34 GTRs and JZA80 supras aren’t as great as people think they are, they are heavy, soft and bloated in stock form. What they are though is a great platform to modify.

Did someone call me?