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[–] 64 points 11 months ago (1 child)

That smash mouth singer is dead too

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    Kid at work doesn't know what a collect call is.

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  • [–] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    “Would you like to accept a collect call from HEY MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP”

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Bruh I barely do and I'm a 25 year old techy. I'm sorry, you're old.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Something else happened in 2001

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  • [–] 41 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    One! Nothing wrong with me! Two! Nothing wrong with me! Three! Nothing wrong with me! Four! NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Something's got to give.

    Aside: Drowning pool played my town this week with SpineShank and Hed PE. Was amazing

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Shrek...?

    Really?

    That's what you mark 2001 by???

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    What else would they use? Tomb Raider?

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    How about September 10th, when 2.3 Trillion dollars were announced missing...

    ... Or what happened the very next day.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I thought that was more of an issue with bad accounting software, not simply "missing" money.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    For me it is trippy to know that all the little kids I looked after when I was 20 are now 20 themselves.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    I did my first babysitting gigs at age 13, in 2002.

    I vividly remember playing dolls with my neighbor’s daughter. She just had her first baby about a month ago.

    Sometimes I forget how old I am. Then I do something like “going too long without eating,” or “sleeping on the same side for too long” and it’s like my body full-on revolts against me. Sigh.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I feel you. I'm born in '87, but I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago
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    TranscriptionTweet by "average joe" @jazz_inmypants

    there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Wow. I remember seeing Shrek with my mom in 2001. I also saw Finding Nemo with her in theaters. I love my mom. I haven't given her any grandchildren though. To her dismay. But she loves me unconditionally. Moms are the best. No one understands love better than them.

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  • [+] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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    Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

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    Wait... Shrek came out 24 years ago? Not five?

    Welp, looks like I got more than one foot in the grave.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It’s almost as if people grow older with time?

    Who would have thought.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I was in my 20s when Shrek came out. I've still never seen any of them. Maybe I'll get around to it one of these days.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Kind of overrated IMO, one of those films with 100 "pop culture" references and a lot of slapstick.

    But lots of people liked it so what do I know.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    It was definitely a milestone at the time. At least for me, personally, it was the first “kids’ movie” I saw that was chock full of “adult” jokes (that I understood.)

    Granted, I grew up with Rocko’s Modern Life, Animaniacs, and other shows that had hidden jokes for the parents. But as far as movies went? Shrek was groundbreaking for me.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Shrek 2 , I feel has a special place in Hollywoo history along side the first Scary Movie. They are very accurate pop culture time capsules. The first shrek was yet another giant middle finger to Disney from Katzenberg, they are all very much products of their time.

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