KLF is gonna rock you.

Pino steals our dogs sleeping place if the singing won't wake us up.

Paco then starts complaining which definitely wakes you

The best advice I ever got was to play with your cat for thirty minutes an hour or two before bedtime and then feed it immediately afterward. It feeds into their natural rhythm of hunt/eat/bath/sleep. Ever since I started doing that my cat stopped harassing me in the night.

My cat does this to get a few minutes of pets, then she goes lay back down.

Please raise your head so that I can bonk it properly.

I'm awake... and I happen to have a fair number of cat toys that aren't being used regularly.... no need to wake your human....

You do realize they want to play with you, don't you?

Like actually get you to move along WITH them, right?