"usually die of an aneurysm when they begin to learn how to use templates." I felt that.

The official mascot for C++ is an obese, diseased rat named Keith, whose hind leg is missing because it was blown off.

Keith my man

This is my new favourite silly website, thanks!

For those who can read German, it's also on Stupidedia: https://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/C%2B%2B
(It's not really funny though)

Python is really good too!