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[–] 64 points 11 months ago (5 children)

My problem with this is that mixing all of these would necessarily average out the caffeine/vitamin contents of all the parts, which would then necessarily be less than whichever ingredient had the most.

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Haha I was thinking the same. It would taste gross and be the same amount of caffeine if not less than the original drink. Gatorade and caffeine is a good mix though since caffeine dehydrates you.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Reduce it down to a syrup on the other hand...

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    That's exactly what I've thought as well. It seems that many people had the intuitive thought that this would add the concentration of caffeine of each ingredient, but in the end, that's just an average and not much worse than each of them.

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    This drink is more energy dense than uranium.

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Discover all the funny rhythms your heart can make!

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    They didn't dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you've added a few grams of cocaine and meth.

    (Don't actually do this you'll probably die)

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  • [+] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    My go to exam juice was 50/50 mix of orange juice and monster with 5 tablespoons of instant coffee and 40mg of ritalin.

    Chug it over the course of a 5 hour exam. Wouldn't really be in control, but I got decent grades.

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    Does it give you 10 hours of energy or double energy for 5 hours?

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Heart attack in a bottle

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

    Reminds me of a drink we mixed a lot with friends at university. I don’t remember the exact proportions, but the contents were:

    • Blue Powerade
    • Energy drink (cheapest store brand we could find)
    • Vodka

    We called it Tsunami.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    We had one called manslaughter, it was basically just vodka, Red Bull, and Kool aid.

    But the kicker was the pineapple. Sliced pineapple that had soaked in everclear for an hour before mixing everything else.

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    [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    WOW. That can't taste good...or be very good for human consumption.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Guess what color your liver is!

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    It's a little potion we like to call, "Enemies Explode."

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