Oh, so it's okay the files are released in their entirety? Maybe this statement counts as an order to release the files.

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[–] 121 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What he says and what he does is two DIFFERENT things.

He SAYS things to distract you from what he is DOING.

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  • [–] 78 points 11 months ago (13 children)

    What happened to, "there aren't any epstein files, it was all a hoax by the radical left?"

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    It's not real but if it is then it's a hoax and if it's not a hoax it's okay to fuck kids.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    Because they're older kids, it's not pedophilia, right? Just gotta think of a new angle!

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    15 is basically 16 is basically 17 and de facto 18. Wham bam, case closed.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (6 children)

    ........but the girls were 13.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Well, in dog years, that’s like 70. And Trump barked before each assault, so it’s fine.

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    [–] 61 points 11 months ago

    Even better, just release them :3

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  • [–] 50 points 11 months ago

    He doesn't care?

    Then tell us who bubba is!? Who'd you blow? Who's knob did you gobble? We're all dying to know, Mr. Doesn't Care.

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Demented old fool has forgotten he's in them

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Nah. I'm sure he knows he's in them. He probably just thought he could tell one of his sycophants to remove or redact his name like they could just do a "find all" and delete. He probably thinks his name has been scrubbed.

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Suuuure he doesn't care..

    (That's why he's got Pam Bondi digging through them to find dirt on the Democrats.)

    He's gotta act cool, no matter what..

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    I'm 100% sure there are democrats in the files. However, the fact that they haven't released any den names or tried to prosecute any sure is interesting.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Would be difficult to use the actual documents to pick and choose only Democrats to prosecute while protecting Republicans. Might as well just make everything up at at that point.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Isn't that what they are already doing? They have been cherry-picking dems and blue states to prosecute for everything else. Even the redistricting in Texas is being looked past while they turn around and do it to California.

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  • [–] 45 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Thought they didn't exist, Donny boy?

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  • [–] 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It's very simple...

    He doesn't care if the files, which don't exist, get released, which he could do unilaterally, but he won't, since he doesn't care, because he's not in them, and they're a political hit job by the democrats, or they would be, if they were real, but they aren't.

    Got it?

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    He thinks the ones his fbi has redacted are the ones we're gonna go with

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    Maybe the only part he was worried about getting out was him sucking a guy's dick

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (10 children)
  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    Why should he care if they prove he committed heinous crimes? Nothing is going to be done about it

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    Sucking a guy's dick isn't a crime, but sex with a minor sure is.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me how Trump will face repercussions for these crimes when he hasn't for any other crimes. Who is going to prosecute him? What is the plan if the files prove he committed heinous crimes? Since he's clearly immune to all consequences of crimes, I think he's more concerned about people thinking he's gay

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    IF anything happens to him, it will be because he has eroded the trust of his conspiracy theorist cult by trying to cover up his pedophilia more than the pedophilia itself. A lot of his power is derived from his cult, which the Republicans are terrified of alienating. If he loses enough of their support, Republicans won't be so hell-bent on protecting him at all costs. It's a big "if."

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    I don't see hiw him losing supporters is going to matter. It isn't like there's an election coming up. He said, if you vote for him you'll never have to vote again. He doesn't need the support of the people now that he's already in power

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    He doesn’t need the support of the people now that he’s already in power

    Ah, but he does, because Republicans who do need their support to stay in power look to them when deciding to bend over to Dear Leader. None of them actually like him. He's only immune from consequences because Republicans allow it. If enough of his cult turned on him, they would as well. Not saying it's going to happen, only that it's a possibility.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    He has already been convicted of multiple other felonies and doesn’t serve time. Why should this be any different?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I don't know that it would be, but he sure seems to think so. I think him trying so desperately to cover it up for so long has made it more damaging than it would have been if he'd just owned it when his cult was clamoring for the files to be released. He'd downplay it with his usual word salad, news articles would be written about how terrible it was, and nothing of consequence would happen to him. Now, though? It's not just about the horrendous crimes, but his betrayal of his conspiracy theorist cult. Maybe it would still amount to nothing, but he hasn't done himself any favors by alienating his cultists.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Translation: he really, really cares.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    After dodging this issue for over a year? Press X to doubt.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    What I still don't get is why the dems didn't release the files when they could. We could have been freed from Trump and other pedophiles.

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago

    I’m assuming it’s most likely those files are also riddled with dems in them.

    At this point, release the files and put everyone in them who’s guilty away. If they’re guilty of raping children castrate them.

    America needs to rebuild its government from the ground up.

    Death to pedophiles.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    For most of Biden's term they were sealed under court order. But that ended Jan 1st, so there was 20 days to issue the order.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Also Merrick Garland was the fucking AG.

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    gets punched in face

    IT DUSNT HURRRT

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    [–] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    There are no consequences for anything that he’s done, so why would he care?

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    The Narcissist's Prayer

    • That didn't happen.
    • And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    • And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    • And if it is, that's not my fault.
    • And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    • And if I did, you deserved it.

    by Dayna Craig

    We're at line 3, it seems

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    [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Good news everyone!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Yeah, he definitely seems pretty sanguine about it.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    lol, we shall see when that order comes across his desk.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago*

    Release the Trump-Epstein files!

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